Bartism

Michael Vick signed his Philadelphia contract after THINKING his agent asked him, "How would you like to spend the summer with
over 50 BEAGLES!!!"

Vick WAS a little rusty during his first practice though.......He hasn't taken a SNAP in two years.......well, if
you don't count the necks of his dogs....................

Thanks to Elway, Cleveland will always remember "The DRIVE."

Thanks to Donte Stallworth, Cleveland will remember "The DRUNK DRIVE!"

(Elway didn't "flash his lights" before running over the Browns defense though........................)

From now on infidelity conducted by NCAA basketball coaches will be referred to as..............

"CUTTING DOWN THE FISHNETS!"

And when saying "RECRUITING CLASS", remember that the C and L are silent in "CLASS".